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If you don't think Dumb and Dumber is funny you need to promptly see a doctor and get them to surgically remove the massive stick from your butt. How long have you been walking around with that stick in there? It must hurt when you drive over train tracks. Does it always feel like you have to drop a D?
Shit man, I remember when I didn't like massively hilarious things. It was during that year when I couldn't see or hear anything and I had all that seriously intense tooth pain. I can only imagine that is how someone who didn't like this movie must feel at all times: alone in the soundless dark, in unbearable pain.
Reason to see it: You like laughing.
Memorable Quote: Jim Carrey: "We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Jim again: "Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later."
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