Least Favourite #49

LEAST FAVOURITE

#49

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Can I just say I think Tim Burton is a real shithead? Yeah Beetlejuice is good, and yeah, the Batman movies are decent, but pretty much everything else the guy does is the same. Alright Burton we get it, you're the one goth guy in Hollywood and everyone loves it when you make a movie every 3 years as long as it features Johnny Depp.

Now, I've never seen Tim Burton's movie "Monkey Bone" but I've heard it's bad. I have, however, seen Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes" remake and I am willing to say on record that the remake of Planet of the Apes is worse than Monkey Bone. All I really remember about the previews of monkey Bone is Chris Kattan and Brendan Fraser looked like they were dead. Juit to give you an idea of how bad this remake was, the Monkey Bone trailer looked better than everything that happened in Planet of the Apes. I don't remember a whole lot about this movie other than that I hated it, but I will stand by my assertion that it's worse than Monkey Bone.

Wait, maybe I'm being to harsh... like remember the part where Marky Mark went crazy and killed a whole bunch of apes in an attempt to escape from Dr. Zaius. Wait... that never happened... there was no Dr Zaius in this movie and Marky Mark basically played Samuel "Screech" Powers from TV's Saved by the Bell. Thank you Tim Burton, thank you for finally making the long awaited motion picture "Screech vs the Planet of the Apes".

Reason to avoid it: Burton ripped the shitty ending off of a Jay and Silent Bob comic book.

Forgettable Quote: "Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!" - Mar mar mar, we get it Tim Burton, you changed around all the good quotes from the original to now be stupid. Good work you weird loser.