Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Favourite #43

Favourite #43

A Few Good Men

A Few Good Men is the kind of movie that whenever TBS decides to butcher it and show it 20 times on a weekend I end up watching it like 3 or 4 times not ever in the correct order. it's that good a film that it doesn;t matter though, you can tune in to virtually any part of the movie and be totally enthralled within a matter of minutes.

This is a pretty wicked movie, I might even go as far as to say as this is Tom Cruise's best performance. Ever since L. Ron Hubbard melted his brain with a Zenu-brand bullshit gun around 1993, TC just hasn't been able to top his performance as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in my books.

Speaking of Scientology, did you know that Will Smith is now a Scientologist and that Jim Carrey was recently seen going into a "church" of Scientology? What the hell is wrong with everyone? Are you all that desperate for... fuck, what the hell do you get from being a Scientologist beside public ridicule anyways?

At any rate I'm digressing bigtime and luckily non-Scientologists Jack Nicholson, Kiefer Sutherland, Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon, Cuba Gooding Jr., and last but definitely not least, Kevin Pollock are all in A Few Good Men and they all blow Tom Cruise out of the water any day.

Memorable Quote: Dressup: You want answers?
Koffee: I think I'm entitled
Dressup: You want answers?
Koffee: I want the booth!
Dressup: You can't make a phonecall from the booth!

Correction: Sorry, that line of dialogue was mistakenly taken from the similarly titled "We're Looking for A Few Good Men" which if I remember correctly, is a porno about two hot navy officers looking for a copy of "A Few Good Men".

Corporal Jenny Juggies and Lt. Cmdr A.J. Tits embark on an epic journey in "We're Looking for A Few Good Men"

1 comment:

killahmcgillah said...

hollywood insider gossip generally agrees that there are only a few of the true-blue scientology crazies (ie: tom cruise), but that most of the high-profile celebs use it as a social network/tax shelter. (scientologists are given LOTS of tax loopholes. shock.)

you know, kinda like the catholics. but with more aliens and less jesus-crackers.