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True Lies
As much as I like Arnold Schwarzenegger, the reason I love True Lies is one man:#41
True LiesTom "Your fuck-up Uncle" Arnold
I really love Tom Arnold, not only because of his hatred of "sick bitches" who take the ice cube trays from the freezer when they leave you, but because of his aforementioned resemblance to your fuck-up uncle.
Everyone has an uncle that just never got his shit together, is working on his 3rd wife and still plays video games. Chances are, he looks or at least acts a lot like Tom Arnold. The only real difference between your fuck-up uncle (who, in a bizarre twist of fate, is actually cooler than everyone) is that Tom Arnold dates models and has a million dollars... well.. I think he has a million dollars. He should if he hasn't pissed it all away in some dirty Atlantic City Casino.
Ahh the speculation on what it's like to live as Tom Arnold - I'd be lying if I said this was the first time I thought about this subject.
Oh yeah - True Lies, umm, well yes it's a fantastic movie and the smartest thing James Cameron did was put TA in the role of funny-bastard sidekick.
Memorable Quote: [to Dana, who's wearing a helmet] Tom Arnold: "Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon."
Everyone has an uncle that just never got his shit together, is working on his 3rd wife and still plays video games. Chances are, he looks or at least acts a lot like Tom Arnold. The only real difference between your fuck-up uncle (who, in a bizarre twist of fate, is actually cooler than everyone) is that Tom Arnold dates models and has a million dollars... well.. I think he has a million dollars. He should if he hasn't pissed it all away in some dirty Atlantic City Casino.
Ahh the speculation on what it's like to live as Tom Arnold - I'd be lying if I said this was the first time I thought about this subject.
Oh yeah - True Lies, umm, well yes it's a fantastic movie and the smartest thing James Cameron did was put TA in the role of funny-bastard sidekick.
Memorable Quote: [to Dana, who's wearing a helmet] Tom Arnold: "Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon."
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